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Listen, my gorgeous, young niece…

the-lovely-evil asked: jess mariano or logan huntzberger

I don’t know why everybody in this town always thinks I’m crazy. 

durnbfuck:

i’m just an unattractive and really sad person who uses movies and tv shows to fill the void i feel in my heart

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

What you are talking about is desire - just brutal desire. The name of that rattle-trap streetcar that bangs through the Quarter, up one old narrow street and down another.

i just watched the entire office in a week and now im sad 

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me